So Medusa has been worrying about this for quite some time now. She reads books, downloads most of them and reads them on the kindle, and then buys some, and buys mostly fiction off the pavement on College Street. But also subscribes to a bookbox that delivers one book of fiction and some overpriced ' bookish goodies' (dramatic rolling of the eye) to her house, every month. So it is not that Medusa doesn't read fiction. But she doesn't borrow them any longer--and the people she knows, do not seem to be doing that either.
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Sunday, April 15, 2018
On borrowing books
So Medusa has been worrying about this for quite some time now. She reads books, downloads most of them and reads them on the kindle, and then buys some, and buys mostly fiction off the pavement on College Street. But also subscribes to a bookbox that delivers one book of fiction and some overpriced ' bookish goodies' (dramatic rolling of the eye) to her house, every month. So it is not that Medusa doesn't read fiction. But she doesn't borrow them any longer--and the people she knows, do not seem to be doing that either.
Sunday, July 03, 2016
When Medusa met the menstrual cup
It was a
match made in heaven! (Like other marriages are!!!)
If Medusa
is now asked to rank five of her favourite inventions of the recent past, the
menstrual cup will easily come out on top. A decade ago Medusa had similarly
been amazed by the neatness of a tampon, but had then been deterred by the
price and the frequency of replacement, but this, the menstrual cup, has left a
love which started at first use, and will last for as long as Medusa will have
the agility to fit it in, and the need for one.
Many have
written paeans to the menstrual cup (read this and this), and Medusa is longing to join their ranks,
by reminding herself that most women in South Asia do not have access to the
amount of water it takes to clean a menstrual cup, and definitely not the money
to buy. In fact, and this Medusa learnt only this year, apart from torn rags,
women use SAND, ASH, PLASTIC and Paper, due to their absorbent properties and
their availability -- and here Medusa has been cribbing about her super
expensive sanitary pads, available in four kinds of sizes, three kinds of thicknesses,
five smells, and a million brands. Medusa heard a lot about the damage to the
environment that tonnes of used sanitary napkins and their packaging make- and
also just recently heard about the various ways in which rural women are
encouraged to use incinerators to burn the used napkins and then to eventually
use the ash as fertilizers, but incinerators are in short supply, taboos around
menstruation entrenched and multifarious, and napkins difficult to come by.
Most of the
month Medusa is happily oblivious of her uterus, but once it starts acting, and
it has been acting up off late, it brings all kinds of pains and aches,
emotions run high or low, but more than the physical discomfort which Medusa
has learnt to bear with copious amount of fluids and pills at the right
intervals, the logistics of it all end up being mind boggling.
Would an XL
suffice or should she scout the shops of an XXL or even a XXXL? Which shop is
likely to have them? How can there be only three XXXL pads in one packet? How much
do they cost ? A LOT. Should she lie
down straight or sit up straight? Should she move from a supine to a standing
position now or later? Can she turn to her side? Does she need to change her
clothes and wash her sheets right away? Will people notice?
Will she
have to go to work? Will she go out afterwards? Will those spaces have
bathrooms that work? Will there be gaps between classes to change the napkins? Where
will she throw them? Can she talk about her discomfort to the people around
her? Will they hush her up every time she opens her mouth because, well, just
because.
All of
these issues haven’t been resolved with a menstrual cup, but most have. It is a
one time only investment for many years to come, it completely takes care of
the mess and the attendant worries, it needs to be emptied much less
frequently, perhaps thrice a day, and once inserted, can more or less be
forgotten about. No disposal, mere cleaning with plenty of water, some amount
of dexterity with one’s own body and a ten-hourly (on average) access to a
clean bathroom.
One needs to have just ONE menstrual cup, it can be washed with water and put right back in, It costs approximately 600/- online, which is one third of what Medusa spent in the past two months, between XXXL and different brands.
So no
wonder, at this ripe old age Medusa is finally waking up to the possibility of
that oxymoron, “A happy period”.
For most
other people who menstruate, across the world, the menstrual cup remains a near-impossibility.
It’s expensive, not easily available, requires a lot of water, a clean place
for using it (although for people who do not have a clean toilet at their
disposal, what extra hurdle can this pose) and a complete removal of the myriad
menstrual taboos that Medusa doesn’t even know about. But even for them,
surely, the menstrual cup will make things a wee bit better. So if there are
people distributing menstrual cups and educating people about it, you have an
eager volunteer here!
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Thursday, July 09, 2015
Rainy days and Mondays
Always get me down. So goes the song, of perhaps The Carpenters? And of course, when
Medusa hears this sad song and thinks of The
Carpenters she also remembers that Karen Carpenter died, from anorexia. So
there, the sadness in the song makes sense.
And it makes sense in this glorious weather when for
once, the people without ACs feel as good about themselves as people with ACs
must.
As Medusa sits at her dining table, having discarded her desk
since it cannot be cluttered as extensively as the larger table can- she looks
out of the window and sees the rain. In the morning, in the afternoon, in the
evening and at night. It rains, it pours, it drizzles and the wind blows and it
is dark and damp all the time. The opposite houses look dull, the
forever-playing-cricket children stay indoors, downstairs, or maybe upstairs,
people cook food that smell tasty and sparrows come visit her, seeking shelter.
The streets are more o less perpetually waterlogged, she
has nowhere to go, no one to meet and except writing, nothing to do. She loves
it, loves it enough to worry about the time when this perfection will end. When
she will have to go back to work, when the rains will stop, when the sun will come
out and when others will lay claim to this ennui.
But till then, rainy days and Mondays.
Sunday, July 13, 2014
Writing something is better than writing nothing
is the belief that prompts this post.
Medusa has sat in front of the computer for two consecutive days now, without having typed a single, and so, being the procrastinator extraordinaire that she is, she chose to pontificate about writing practices and such like.
Medusa has sat in front of the computer for two consecutive days now, without having typed a single, and so, being the procrastinator extraordinaire that she is, she chose to pontificate about writing practices and such like.
Saturday, April 05, 2014
In which Medusa proved the body- image theorists wrong.
So all this while, when Medusa had been asked
whether she is concerned about women’s body images for her research, she had
noncommittally nodded her head, thinking body image to be some sort of a
subjective category of how people think of their bodies.
But she was wrong, oh so wrong. Did she know that
it is not subjective at all, it is good and true science, calculable and
quantifiable at the same time? No she did not.
There are several other things that she found
out, in trying to understand this nebulous ‘body image’:
1. Body image, an important concern in
experimental psychology, assumes that a person (and since all the experiments
in this context are always carried out on women, here, a woman) should be able
to perceive her body objectively and more or less accurately as she would some
inanimate object.
(Because bodies are just that-
inanimate objects)
2.
Accurate perception means perception
in terms of metres, centimetres, inches etc. So basically, if one can look at a
book and say that this is six inches long, one should be able to say that her
calf is twenty inches wide.
(So, those people who can not
objectively perceive lengths etc., can not have a body image?)
3.
‘Body image’ is usually suffixed with
disturbance or problem- it is diagnosable and therefore treatable by a change
in individual attitude.
(Yes of course.)
4.
There are complex experiments carried
out to diagnose body image disturbance and build generalisations around them.
These experiments include: having a woman measure the approximate width of her
thigh/ shin/ stomach along with the lengths of a slant of light gradually
reducing. Looking at distorted mirrors, or feeling up oneself in front an
observer, constitute this very scientific and highly complicated experiment.
(Not something one can easily
understand.)
And there’s more, researchers have concluded that
there are certain indices of body image dissatisfaction that can tell the
experimented-on subject exactly how unhappy she is with her body.
They are:
∞Body image perception index: perceived size (multiplied by) 100 / real
size.
(So, if one thinks one’s waist is 36 inches while
in reality it is only 34 inches, then one should be able to calculate exactly
how dissatisfied she is.)
∞Body parts satisfaction scale,
∞Body image avoidance questionnaire, etc.
Hence, one could potentially have a negative or a
positive body image perception rating, but in this case, both negative and
positive would be negative, right? PLUS, these highly sophisticated researchers have
also concluded that almost all women suffer from body image disturbance- in
terms of overestimation (i.e. they think they are bigger than they are). Some
overestimate the size of certain sections of their bodies, some do so as a
whole.
And this is where Medusa was confused. Because to
her, the limits of her body are not necessarily limited, bounded by definite
boundaries. It varies from day to day, week to week, mostly unnoticed by her.
What she does know, however, is this:
If there is a stool or a chair with legs on the
floor that she has to pass by, she WILL stub her toe in it.
If there is a door that she has to go through,
she WILL graze her arm or her elbow on its side. And kindly note, not on both
the sides, this is not about her thinking herself to be thinner than she is,
instead, this is about not knowing where she ends and “inanimate” objects
start. The liminal state of her hair is another case in point- its ends get
caught in her bag, other bodies on her bed find themselves entangled with it,
she herself pulls it on occasions, not knowing it to be her hair. She therefore
walks about in the world, in an often painful haze of stubs, pricks, pulls,
grazes and shoves- trying to navigate between bodies and beings.
If the body image scientists were right, then,
Medusa would have thought herself to be bigger than she is, and would have
always managed an area of space between the limits of her body and that of
another- the spatial version of her body image perception rating: surely
something the scientists could scientifically come up with?
The absence of which, coupled with the fact that
Medusa DOES NOT THINK SHE IS ANY THINNER, ever (!!!!!), one must conclude, the
scientists, despite their scientific experiments, must have been wrong after
all.
Thursday, June 27, 2013
mother medusa
There were
about a hundred answer scripts to correct, two articles to write, one that had
been due for two years (bless the editors) and the for-ever-pending thesis. Therefore, as all rational and highly
intellectual professionals must also be doing, instead of getting down to work,
Medusa took up a hobby.
And like
everything else that Medusa takes up (only when there are other much much more
pressing things to be done), the first step is usually to buy stuff, i.e., go
shopping. So at the end of a long walk from somewhere she should not have gone
to (digression here: Medusa likes the whole ‘woman in big city’ sort of
exploratory walks that Hollywood films, especially chick flicks often have;
makes her feel chick-y, and thin) anyway, she stopped at a shop that seemed to
stock paint supplies, and asked for a box of poster paint. And a set of
paintbrushes.
The shop
had two kinds, one expensive and the other inexpensive, and since Medusa has no
illusions regarding her painting prowess, she insisted that the shopkeeper
hands over the cheapest set. Instead of doing as he was told, like other nosy
middle aged men, he asked, “How well does she paint?” (Well, he was speaking in
Bengali and did not use a gendered pronoun, simply asking kyamon aanke, but how on earth does one translate that into
English, without resorting to the somewhat incongruous “they”?)
Medusa
went dumb for a couple of seconds, not knowing who he was referring to. And then it registered.
This
considerate/ alternately nosy man was asking medusa how well does her son or
daughter, the one she must be buying paint and brushes for, draw/ paint. It did
not occur to him that Medusa might be buying this stuff for herself. And it did
not occur to Medusa that someone might mistake her to be someone’s mother.
And it
was incredibly stupid of Medusa. Why didn’t she remember that incident at the
shoe store a year ago, when in order to feed her insatiable desire for a pair
of ballerinas (you know, the black shoes that Bengali girls wear to school),
she walked into a store and asked for them.
The attendant asked her, “How old is she?” Medusa should have said that
the shoes are for herself, but then
she played along. She said, “Oh, her feet are the same size as mine, so just show
me shoes that’ll fit me.”
So you
see, Medusa should not be taken aback when people assume she has a child, it
keeps on happening. It’s disconcerting at the beginning because the idea of
having a child, of being someone’s mother, is NEVER present in Medusa’s mind, is
hardly ever alluded to by her friends, at least to her; no longer expected by
her mother and is now not a concern of her gynaecologist. The gynaecologist has
now written on top of Medusa’s prescription, in bold letters, DOES NOT WANT
CHILD. Thereby relieving herself as well as Medusa from the routine litany of
“when do you want to get married, when do you plan to have a child.”
But how
did Medusa assume that she can conveniently bypass the dominant figurations, as
if forgetting about normative womanhood is as good as it ceasing to exist? The
world is not inside your head, dear medusa, it’s out there: where women your
age are usually married to men, have children, and barely have time to indulge
into arty fancies. And just because Medusa does not engage with these facts every day, it does not mean that
others do not.
A more
interesting question is the following: why didn’t Medusa correct the
misconceptions of these men? After all, there is no law against the purchase of
seemingly children’s stuff by adults. Thin people often proudly talk about how
they bought their t shirt from the kids’ section. Medusa knows a lot of adults,
often with progeny of their own, whose entire grown up reading consists of what
is designated as teen literature. When they go shopping and someone asks the
age of the child, do they make up fictitious daughters like Medusa does?
An
interesting conundrum, this.
Medusa
explains her behaviour to self thus: attempting to explain would have required
more effort and may have generated snide comments. Hence, taking the path of
least resistance was not necessarily a bad idea.
There may
be couple of other ways out, which won’t make people assume that Medusa may
have a child. One: lose tonnes of weight like Medusa’s friend PP did, so that
people usually assume that she’s in school and hence unlikely to have a child.
Two: cut hair short like before and wear oversized shirts, so that people
mistake her to be a fat young boy and hence no one’s mother.
Now,
which one’s easier?
Thursday, October 11, 2012
On the bus: bodies in the wasteland.
So, there
was this one man whose under-belly ( can the word be used to describe
the part of the human body, or is it only to be used in sentences like
:the underbelly of the society"?) was rubbing on Medusa's bicep. Medusa
was trying to cringe further into her seat, but the none-too-thin man on
her left sat solidly and stolidly like a rock, so cringing was
difficult.
And then there was the other pelvic bone which was poking her shoulder blade. Do remember that the pelvic bone is merely a conjecture, it could have been a phone, a belt buckle, or some other hard thing.
Basically yet another day in the commute to the wasteland. And Medusa was actually thinking about the radically post-modern potentials of such a journey- where the boundaries of the bodies are dissolved, spaces breached, limits compromised.
However, she also felt a knee feeling her leg up, rhythmically. As is her wont, she thought it must be a mistake. And then it happened, again, and again, and again, at regular intervals, till there could be no doubt that this regularity was a matter of design. So she looked to her left, and saw a youngish man holding onto the rails above his head, with both hands, and humping the air in front of him.
Strange though it appeared, the actions had sound logic behind them. By humping the air he ensured that the humping motion continued down his limbs, and his knee in extension humped Medusa's leg. And of course Medusa was disgusted and was trying to figure out the most painful way to hurt, and if possible wound him, but then she saw light.
What if this man was simply carrying out the tenets of Beatriz Preciado's Contra-Sexual Manifesto? Preciado challenges naturalized notions of the body and sexuality that privilege genitals and marginalize the dildo by fetishizing it. She claims that the practitioners of dildotectonics (not an easy science), ought to consider the entire body as a dildoscape, "a living surface where dildos are inscribed and displaced."
So basically, by unleashing the potential of the entire body in as fetishized a manner as dildos are regarded, pleasure ceases to be simply genitally oriented. Isn't that what this man was doing on the bus? His knee became the medium of his pleasure, he radically altered the definition of pleasure, divorced it from reproduction and in general, treated himself to a good time.
Of course, there was the tiny detail that he did not care for Medusa's consent. So Medusa crushed his revolutionary moment, brutally, by bringing her shoes down on his toes, and watched in satisfaction his grimacing retreat.
And then there was the other pelvic bone which was poking her shoulder blade. Do remember that the pelvic bone is merely a conjecture, it could have been a phone, a belt buckle, or some other hard thing.
Basically yet another day in the commute to the wasteland. And Medusa was actually thinking about the radically post-modern potentials of such a journey- where the boundaries of the bodies are dissolved, spaces breached, limits compromised.
However, she also felt a knee feeling her leg up, rhythmically. As is her wont, she thought it must be a mistake. And then it happened, again, and again, and again, at regular intervals, till there could be no doubt that this regularity was a matter of design. So she looked to her left, and saw a youngish man holding onto the rails above his head, with both hands, and humping the air in front of him.
Strange though it appeared, the actions had sound logic behind them. By humping the air he ensured that the humping motion continued down his limbs, and his knee in extension humped Medusa's leg. And of course Medusa was disgusted and was trying to figure out the most painful way to hurt, and if possible wound him, but then she saw light.
What if this man was simply carrying out the tenets of Beatriz Preciado's Contra-Sexual Manifesto? Preciado challenges naturalized notions of the body and sexuality that privilege genitals and marginalize the dildo by fetishizing it. She claims that the practitioners of dildotectonics (not an easy science), ought to consider the entire body as a dildoscape, "a living surface where dildos are inscribed and displaced."
So basically, by unleashing the potential of the entire body in as fetishized a manner as dildos are regarded, pleasure ceases to be simply genitally oriented. Isn't that what this man was doing on the bus? His knee became the medium of his pleasure, he radically altered the definition of pleasure, divorced it from reproduction and in general, treated himself to a good time.
Of course, there was the tiny detail that he did not care for Medusa's consent. So Medusa crushed his revolutionary moment, brutally, by bringing her shoes down on his toes, and watched in satisfaction his grimacing retreat.
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